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What your coffee says about you....

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    Weird, I'm a bit the opposite as these days I think cafes have lost the skill to make good tea. Although I do try to watch them make the coffee if I haven't been there before :lol
     
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    coffee is coffee. I don't know what all the fuss is about.......Beer I understand.
     
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    ...said no-one on this forum ever.

    :cool:
     
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    Flat white or sometimes a Cap, If your a bloke and answered caramel latte you need to have a long hard look at yourself!
     
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    This coming from someone who calls themself milo! :p
     
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    They probably got one of those $15,000 coffee machines we paid for
     
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    I like tea because I'm better than all of you.

    It's that simple.
     
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    I've always thought that tea tasted a lot like someone had dipped their smelly socks in hot water, but your comprehensive arguments on the lifestyle benefits of tea have convinced me that it is not just a drink for communists and people who mistreat small animals. It is clearly also the chosen beverage of winners, like this guy...
    ImageUploadedByTapatalk1373955957.477479.jpg
     
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    [MENTION=14213]Someguy[/MENTION]
    I would put money on your drink of choice being a hazelnut latte.
    Flat white with no sugar for me. It's the hardest to stuff up, and froth is just air bubbles. Air is free. Haven't you seen how big my nose is..?

    I will always choose tea over instant coffee, usually some fancy loose-leaf that requires a pot or strainer. Usually white with no sugar. Said strainer is usually either pink or purple in colour. Usually some variant of a vanilla flavour.
    I can't stand green tea.
     
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    NEVER! :p

    Actually my drink of choice is really tea. I don't own coffee or anything to make coffee with. I drink it on occasion, but not often. It's usually a latte with a sugar. Sometimes with a flavoured syrup if it's a crappier than usual coffee. It's about 50/50 when I do actually drink it.

    I just don't really like it much.
     
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    [MENTION=19433]trezza[/MENTION], *Coffee* tastes so much better with some neck warmer in it doesn't it :)
     
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    Did you want to word that a little differently..?
    Haha
     
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    Black coffee
    Black tea

    no sugar

    instant or however it comes is fine. Anything that deviates from black is just fancy pants shit.
     
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    We all know everyone loves a good Milo, especially the ladies if you know what I mean! :cool:
     
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    Hahahaha deleted the It and cant quote on this broken computer :(

    Take 2!
     
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    Large flat white with 3 sugars please :)
     
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    :eek: 3 sugars your dentist must love you
     
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    Have to disagree, a nip of scotch in a short black is great for the end of those 'special' (crap) days:)
     
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    I had a boss once who would have 7 sugars with his large coffee.

    Yes, 7. Every day.
     
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    Perfect except the morning bit. Uhhh @DJY coincidence post or what?!

    [MENTION=14213]Someguy[/MENTION], my dad has 3 sugars in his tea, or 6 and don't stir. No shit, and people call me a sweet tooth!
     
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