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    My elderly grandfather recently had to attend an Emergency Evacuation training course in his retirement home.

    Unfortunately he failed the course - when asked "what steps would you take in the event of a fire ?"




    apparently, "Fucking big ones" was not the answer they wanted.

    :)
     
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    My mum turned around and said "it wasn't me" ....
     
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    groan...

    so does this qualify as a Dad joke, or are you raising the bar to create a new level... Grand Dad jokes :)
     
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    I want to die in my sleep just like Grandad did, not screaming in fear like the other people in his car.
     
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