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What to buy the Ducati owner who has everything

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    What to buy the Ducati owner that has everything? Do him a favor and buy him a Honda.
     
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    I'm sure [MENTION=23043]DJY[/MENTION] already has some
     
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    No point. Their bikes depreciate and they have no money from the maintenance to be worth anything anyway. #truestory
     
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    Uni student bags instagram in one post and then #tags something in the next post......
     
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    I might have been tweeting that one. Anyway, what app I want is instaham. All ham, all the time.
     
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    I'm more interested to know why Don was checking out Strawberrynet.....
     
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    His goats like strawberries?
     
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    Actually I was looking for rings, if that makes sense of it [MENTION=14413]Epona[/MENTION].
     
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    You turning one into an honest goat Don?
     
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    It would take a lot of turning to make my goats honest, I know I've been trying for years.
     
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    Is it just because of the Ducati branding that it's called "toilet" spray? :p
     
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    Ha ha! Or a Suzuki. Anything with working electrics, really. :lol
     
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