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    It was funny until you started talking about putting caramel in a latte....... Now that is terrorism!
     
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    ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

    I suggest everyone go back and read the very first line of the very first post.

    "Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide."

    I dont think it is tarring everyone with the same brush. I read Muslim terrorists ..... not Muslims

    But thats just me
     
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    Dare I say needed this picture in the Inner tag thread a couple of days ago :)
     
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    you know something, if I could have started that joke with the line 'Irish terrorists' I would have. Not much else in that story would have changed, except maybe more references to potatoes, being drunk and starting fights............thats about it.....

    But that was back in the 70's when the IRA were considered terrorists by the greater UK population....and to a lesser extent, the rest of us.

    Now its 2011, and the world has changed. Simple as that really.

    I like kebabs !

    :)


    ps Jono get a big black dog up ya. :)
     
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    Shut ya face :p
     
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    Why it was an inside job....
     
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    It's a good insulator..

    try lining your lid with it. you will notice a nice improvement on the cold mornings....

    But it truly was an inside job.....
     
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    Lolololo0lolololol. Best joke in the Humor forum thus far :)
     
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    As a Canberran I find this offensive.

    Well actually I'm from the Northern Territory, just thought I'd stir the pot a little :)
     
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    If youre going to be "offensive" go for broke..

    [​IMG]
     
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    As a white man I find this offensive. Why does the dog have to be black? Why you gotta be such a hater?

    yuk yuk :p
     
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    Sprinter: Thread won.

    In the worst way possible, you win the internetz.

    See you in hell :)
     
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    People who believe in these crazy conspiracy theories are a constant source of amusement for me :p
     
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    They told me you'd say that!
     
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    I am a conspiracy theory
     
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    *do not take the bait, do not take the bait*
     
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    A jihad on all of you infidels!!!!!
     
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    Why has no one quoted Team America?
     
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    Les' first response was pretty much all Team America
     
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    Oh yeah forgot:banghead!:. Seems like a long time ago now.:eek:ldman!:
     
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