Flame Warriors! Which one are you?

adr1an · Sep 5, 2010

Lol.. In finding a good Necromancy smiley, given the penchant for thread necrophilia lately.. I stumbled across this..

Its quite a laugh - and oooooo so true. Many of them are *spot on* for various "Forum Persona" I've witnessed over the years and boards...

So - Have a read through http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm .. and post up who you think you are and some nominations for others... but lets remember... this is a bit of fun..

I aint owning up to "admin" so not sure if I'm "Profundus Maximus" or "Philosopher" yet - I'm hoping I end up more Philospher than Profoundus Oh.. and here is the first pic.. "The Necromancer" - unsure if Riicho or Peanut fit it .. although I haven't finished reading all the 'Warriors' yet...

Necormancer has a supernatural ability to bring long-dead forum discussion threads back to life. After having been flogged to death the thread may have been deceased for many years, and bringing it back may have scant relevance to the current topic, yet Necromancer will unexpectedly exhume the thread’s rotting corpse, and strike horror in the forum as its grotesque form lurches into the discussion. The monster, instantly recognized by all who knew it in life, seems at first to breathe and have a pulse, but, alas, it is beyond Necromancer’s skill to fully restore the thread’s original vitality. The hideous apparition may frighten away some of the weaker Warriors or Warriors badly wounded in former battles, but the thread is only a shadow of its former self and very quickly expires.
Unlike Archivist, Necromancer compulsively saves every forum message in carefully preserved archives for future use in battle, while Necromancer collects departed threads merely for the thrill of resurrecting them. Some say he performs this unnatural act out of malice, others say he can’t help himself, but no one really knows.
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And here we go... a classic in a nutshell

Troller is looking for a response...ANY response, and he will chum the waters with complaints, insults, compliments, and inflammatory tidbits hoping that someone...ANYONE, will take the bait. Generally quite harmless - practices a form of catch and release. Nonetheless, he can upset the delicate ecology of a discussion forum. Once a forum becomes aware of his presence, however, all feeding activity ceases and Troller must move on to more promising waters.
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Ice · Sep 5, 2010

I'm still working on finding mine, if it's there, but I found one for a couple of people around here.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/klaxon.htm

yonex · Sep 5, 2010

Fun stuff!

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